“Do you have a sitting room?” a Filipino tourist asked me
“Are you looking for somewhere to eat lunch?” I asked.
“No, I want a sitting room,” he said
“A sitting room?” I said.
“No,” he said, but then he repeated, “Sitting room.”
“If you want to sit down, there are tables and chairs outside, with umbrellas…”
“No,” his friend said, and pointed to the ground. Emphatically.
“Ah, I understand,” I said, “You want a map of Los Angeles!” and I showed him a selection of maps.
“No! no!” he said still pointing to the ground
That’s when someone next to him spoke up, “I think they’re asking for a CD-ROM of this museum,” he said.
They were. After all that I had to tell the poor man we don’t sell CD-ROMs
I met Inge Vlugter, a very nice photographer from Holland
T-shirts this week:
Dont forget to love yourself…
Slam in the block
Just write your way
with the words
of the Street
SAME /SAME [on front]
BUT/ DIFFERENT [on back]
Ne quitte pas
I am that I am